Today’s review is Christmas at the Coopers.
November 30, 2023
Christmas film countdown: Christmas with the Coopers
November 27, 2023
Babies and Time.
I realized I started this blog wanting to talk about women and technology and time and I'm currently talking a lot about babies. Mostly because I cannot really string a coherent thought together. However... I will try!
One topic that emerges repeatedly in discussions of women's labour is the notion that women's work is the mental load and the all encompassing bits of keeping a household running. Men block their work into chunks... women consider the million tiny and unrecognized pieces of daily life. The common trope is that men mow the lawn - a project that may take a good hour but can be done anytime. Women pick kids up from school, or pickup a sick kid, or remember to get bin bags, or remember to pack the right lunch or to get teacher gifts... projects that take a similar amount of time to mowing the lawn but do so via tiny fragments of time.
Babies are this. My entire day (24 hours) is now reduced to 2-3 hour intervals between feeds. I know when the babies need to go to sleep. I try and fit a task or two into the potential naps.. naps which last 30 minutes to 2 hours randomly. At night they will be awake 1 to 10 times for 1 to 10 hours.
Babies (and children) shatter time into thousands of pieces.
Andy's time is definitely shattered too. He's not doing much fun stuff now either. We are both in full on newborn triage mode, while also watching the big two and trying to keep them fed and moderately happy. But while his time has been fractured it's not quite as fractured as mine, because I am around these babies 24/7 and he has the opportunity to... do things. Take the big kids to the bike park. Go to work for the day.
I am not trying to complain about this split - it's just different. It's different because I'm the one at home. Maybe it's different because I'm the mom? It's different because of our feeding choices. But it's still different.
I think the trouble comes when the split doesn't right itself later. It's very easy to take this new small world of hours and minutes and make this my reality long term. It's hard to realize when life has changed and when the mechanisms needed for survival are not as needed anymore.
I am acutely aware of my time now - but I wasn't aware of it five years ago. If I hadn't stumbled upon the gender split thinkers and time management thinkers in 2021 I may still be living life in 2 hour increments from Isaac baby times.
Also, as I think about goals. just because something is hard doesn't mean it needs changing. The current situation is hard. It will eventually be less hard. I am looking forward to using November 2024 to reflect on where my time is going and what I want for 2025.
4 Weeks old today:
November 26, 2023
Christmas Film Countdown: Best.Christmas.Ever
November 25, 2023
Christmas Film Countdown: A Christmas Miracle for Daisy
Babies are not sleeping well. Actually, one baby is sleeping well and one baby is not and it’s not the same one each night. On the plus side I am really churning through the Netflix Christmas spread.
This is a classic cliche Christmas movie. Every house has so much decoration! So many wreaths! Everyone has massive kitchens. Also, how does a guy who just moved to a new town know enough people to throw a Christmas party? Because that’s what happens in this film.
I am wondering if al Netflix Christmas films will soon be written by ChatGBT? Or are they already written by AI?
I give this film 2 Christmas trees 🎄 🎄
(because it was better than Angel Falls Christmas, which has been demoted to 1 Christmas tree rating):
November 24, 2023
Christmas Film Countdown: Angel Falls Christmas
For my second Christmas film I watched Angel Falls Christmas.
November 23, 2023
Thanks for thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving is not really a big deal in the uk (it’s not a national day of mourning either) but this year we did manage a thanksgiving dinner on thanksgiving! Normally we celebrate in the weekend as everyone is in work in Thursday. Since my mom is here and I’m on maternity leave we had our meal today.
Thansgiving is my favourite holiday. Just food, family, and friends.no presents and no/minimal decorations. Lots of being thankful and lots of positive reflections. And I have a lot to be thankful for but it’s all rather cliche.
We picked Isaac up after school (instead of going to wraparound care) and lilah came home early from nursery. For kid snack I managed to make this charcuterie board which the kids (and I) loved:
Kids love well presented food. I often forget this. Also, one of my goals for 2024 is to make more charcuterie boards.And then we had thanksgiving! An American friend of ours joined us and we made the following:
- Turkey
- Gravy
- Cornbread
- Potatoes
- Broccoli
- Brussel sprouts
- Devilled eggs
- Sausage and chestnut stuffing
- Pumpkin pie
- Pecan pie
November 22, 2023
Christmas Film Countdown: Office Christmas Party
November 21, 2023
Not rocking it.
- I went for a walk (although mistimed and Nora got hungry and started crying and I tried to run home to feed but I am very out of shape and also had two babies three weeks ago so running is hard).
- I picked up Isaac from school (although Audrey was crying the whole walk while Nora slept).
- I got freezer burned fish cakes from the freezer to defrost for tomorrow dinner (someone left the freezer door slightly open and it’s now filled with ice and I have no idea when I’ll get a chance to defrost it)
- The cleaner came and the house is clean and I remembered to pay her.
- Andy registered the kids births and got their birth certificates (he spelled their names right)
November 20, 2023
Things that are good.
Babies We are getting into a feeding/sleeping routine with the twins. Andy does the start of the night (including their one bottle) and I do the second half. This works well for me because I love a 7:30 bedtime. Last night I slept from 9pm to 2am. I was up for much of the rest of the night but 5 hours is about as much sleep as anyone with a three week old can expect to get so I am very happy with this. And, someday, I will sleep 8 hours a night again.
Shoes My life is massively improved with the addition of... CROCS.
I know, welcome to 2010 (??). I spend so much time walking from my house to the garage to get laundry and each time I had to either put on shoes or put on welly boots and neither was super easy. I didn't like storing welly boots by the back door (right next to the dining table, and always in the way) and now I can just slip on crocs to get outside quickly. Also, these are knock-off crocs in a childs size 7, which means they were £12 instead of the adult pair which were £40. I forget I can buy childs sized shoes and need to do this more (I'm a US size 7, but I think childs sizes go to US adult size 7.5 here? )Reading I finished a book! It was a 4 hour audiobook of short stories which probably intertwined more than my sleepy brain realized, but I enjoyed it anyways.
I've checked out Yuval Noah Harari's Homo Deus which is 15 hours long and will see how far I get with it. I also have a paperback copy of American Royals 4: Reign which I am excited to read but haven't figured out how to read a book and hold or feed twins so not sure if I'll actually be able to read it... but I was very excited that my library had it already!
November 17, 2023
5 on a Friday - one handed typing edition
1 - The twins are back at birth weight, which is good news and means they are finally getting bigger. So far they have one 4oz bottle of formula every evening but otherwise it’s just me feeding them… I am a big fan of breastfeeding (for my own babies - you do you for yours!) and I’m pretty happy with how it’s going so far.
2 - Isaac was off school today due to tummy troubles. He and lilah were really fun to hang out with. We did “glueing” in the morning which is their favourite arts and crafts activity… just gluing stuff onto other stuff.
3 - we interviewed a nanny today and I really liked her. I can’t decide if we need to interview more people or if I should just say “you seem great let’s do it” I’ve never had or hired a nanny before so I’ve got no real idea what I’m looking for, she has all the experience and qualifications and registrations. And she’s a hobbyist cyclist. And she is screen free.
4 - I have gone for a walk almost every day this week. Today we even managed a walk with the baby shade down and both twins got some sun! Nora is vaguely jaundiced so trying to get her in sunlight during Welsh winter is tricky at best. Another storm is coming this weekend so conscious that I need to get out while I can.
5 - kids costume box is a source of perpetual joy
November 16, 2023
Lowered expectations
Does anyone remember the show Mad TV where they had a fake dating ad for “Lowered Expectations”?
Two and a half weeks into this twin thing and here are my current lowered expectations:
Baths. Kids don’t really need baths. We used to do daily or every other day. Now… it’s when they’re really mucky. The twins have each had one bath since they were born.
Kid dinner. Kids have had pasta or jacket potatoes for 90% of the dinners since twins were born.
Reading. I don’t read anymore. I started an audiobook yesterday. I’ll be surprised if I get through one book this month
Cooking. Wonderful friends and family have made us every meal except one slow cooker chilli which I made with Andy on a weekend.
To dos. My to do list is all necessary things and all aspirational. I’ve never managed to put away clean laundry the same day it was washed. I do one load of laundry a day. I run the dishwasher. And everything else… doesn’t get done. Andy or I do a 20 minute sweep of the house every evening to put things away, but I’ve hoovered once.
Diet. I’m hungry and I’m eating everything. Often I eat a cliff bar at night. Sometimes a kind bar too. Today I ate two doughnuts. I also eat cheese and crackers and hummus and basically whatever I’m craving. I had spaghetti with marinara sauce at 10am.
Two weeks old.
November 14, 2023
Up all night
I think I’m giving a rather distorted positive view of twin baby life here. Mostly because I have been writing posts on my computer, which means in order to write posts the babies need to be asleep, which means I have some me time and reflection time and then I feel genuinely positive about the whole situation. Who can argue with this:
For some perspective shift, it is currently 7:45am. The 3 year old came into our room crying at 7am. Nora and Audrey fed at 5 am but were very grumpy the whole time. One of them was awake from 1am to 3:30am and I’m not sure which one. Nora was not feeding well. We did lots of nappies all night. Babies had their bottles at 10pm but didn’t finish till 11:30 so I was awake then too. They went straight into bottles from last feed as one of them didn’t fall asleep after the 8pm feed.
Now this is probably complicated to read because it’s gone backwards in time, but from what I can tell I sept at most from 11:30pm to 1:00am and 5:30am to 7:00am
Andy was up the same, because with two babies there are two sets of feeding and burping and wailing and nappies and even when they are on the same schedule it’s not possible to change two nappies at once. Or they need different burps. Or different lengths of feed.
Now the 3 and 5 year old are 60% playing with Lego and 40% fighting and it’s already 7:50am and it’s going to be a push to get the 5 year old to school on time (8:55). Luckily the 3 year old goes to nursery and doesn’t have to go arrive at any specific time so we can drop her off whenever.
The problem with nights like this is that there’s no reason it happened and no reason it won’t happen again. This is something planner me really doesn’t like. Doing the same thing and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity and also the defining feature of newborn life.
November 13, 2023
Timing and Schedules
One of the weirdest parts of newborn life / maternity leave is being suddenly so disjointed from the schedules and rhythms that formerly tied everything together. The obvious lack is the work day - no more 9-5, no more colleagues, no more teams messages. But it's also so easy to forget what day it is when most days are roughly the same.
At 3pm every day I am ready for a nap.
I want to make plans with people, but one thing I haven't figured out how to do is leave the house at any specified time. Today I finally sent some "hey, do you want to come hang out?" messages to friends who I am close enough to that I know they won't mind sitting in my house and making me food while babies feed.
When I was on maternity leave last time I was desperate to see people and have play dates on weekends and didn’t understand why everyone else was so much more content than me. As soon as I started work my desire for play dates at 9am on Saturday was gone - I was getting my social fill from work. I suddenly realised why other people were less keen on the 9am play date.
I am two weeks into this adventure though, and very aware that kids change all the time and babies even more so. So I am trying to take it easy, while also very aware that I currently exist in a slightly off kilter temporality.
Life is odd when monitored in time between feeds and naps. It’s 4:30pm and my “to do” list still includes “brush teeth” and “take vitamin”. I’m aware than very soon I won’t remember if I took my vitamin, but I’ll definitely remember holding these babies who are currently as small as they will ever be
November 10, 2023
Screens, Books, Food, Books
I am typing this one handed while Audrey sleeps on my left arm. Nora is in the downstairs cot. I could try and put them together, but for the sake of one hand why bother?
November 5, 2023
What a difference a week makes - gratitude thoughts.
Since the twins were born on Monday it appears that today is the last day of our first week as a family of 6. It's definitely not been the easiest or most restful week, but it's still exciting and I am being careful to remind myself that I will never have this moment again. I will never have a 6 day old baby again. When they stayed up ALL NIGHT on day 2 I reminded myself that I would never stay up all night with a 2 day old baby again.
After both Isaac and Lilah were born I knew we wanted one more, so I don't remember this feeling of appreciating the moments. Also, they were 22 months apart and Isaac was a fairly needy non-verbal 2 year old at the time, which is wholly different than the incredibly self sufficient 5 year old he is now. Lilah is a highly verbal 3 year old who is too clever for me in my sleep deprived state, but can also be very sweet and helpful when so inclined. I can see why 3 years may be a better age gap for ones sanity (twins aside).
I am also glad I am not in so much pain anymore - I didn't realize the constant low level pain of carrying twins to 38 weeks combined with the acute pains of trying to roll over or stand up or sit down. Chronic pain would be really hard to cope with and stay normal/nice. I will need to do some physical therapy/rehab to sort out whatever my core/pelvis/back situation is... carrying around 16lbs of baby & baby stuff (plus all the other pregnancy weight) has definitely misaligned some things.
Other gratitude:
I am glad I can wear my normal pajamas again. I love soft pajamas bottoms.
I am glad I can get rid of my maternity clothes - I have piles to sort through when I can but right now I'm happy it's out of my drawers. Goodbye maternity clothes!
I am glad that we have friends who have dropped food presents to us. We don't need anything for the babies but oh my do I love food.
And I am glad it's NaBloPoMo!
There is so much good blogging around the internet and it's awesome for me to have reading material for all hours of night and day. I am using feedly to follow all your blogs so apologies I cannot comment, but I am already loving so many of the posts. It's nice to follow the wider world of blogging from the startlingly condensed world of newborns.
November 2, 2023
How to have a Baby - an update from a not pregnant person
When very pregnant, there is a feeling that each pregnant thing one does is "the thing" that will make the baby/babies come.
With Lilah I remember cleaning the car and thinking "This is it!" and then she didn't come. With Isaac I went to the gym and sat on a recumbent bike and thought "This is it!" and then he didn't come. With these babies I had done so many "This is it!" things that I lost count.
So it turns out, the "this is it!" thing was complaining on the internet.
After the last post I had a call from my midwife at 9:45 saying they were ready for me and how quick could I get there. I called grandma to come watch kids, I called Andy who was at swim lessons with Isaac, and I got our stuff packed and ready to go. I made two sandwiches (salmon and cream cheese!) and got to the hospital for 10:30. By 11am I was in my room and at 12:00 my waters were broken and I was left alone with Andy.
Then a bunch of stuff happened and it was all generally awesome and as hoped for. I had the most amazing midwives (UK maternity nurses - they are medically trained at hospital) who unfortunately finished shift at 7pm... but my new midwives were also amazing. The babies were born at 8:30 and 8:45pm with the easiest delivery of all three pregnancies. There were lots of people in the room but no baby doctors or support was needed for either baby. It's hard to compare a home birth (Lilah) to an epidural in hospital, but in terms of the after recovery this was definitely the easiest.
It could be also that delivering two 6.5 pound babies is also just easier than one 8 pound baby. And also, first babies are worst babies when it comes to labour. It's rather unfair - second babies and onward are almost fun (in memory).
Now we are a family of 6. Isaac and Lilah are so excited with their new sisters Nora and Audrey. I'm not sticking any photos up yet because there are very few times where news is ones own and photos are ones own. For right now, these twins are ours and we are enjoying every minute. Except the minutes of awake-ness between 9pm and 6am. But thankfully I forget those hours surprisingly quickly. And my remembering self is enjoying this immensely.